Tag: From The Couch
Season 2008: Round 26
From The Couch They Should Have Let Him Swing… Either the Penrith Panthers are broke, Matthew Elliott has photographic evidence of a majority of the board in some strange stripper orgy or the people running the club are as incompetent as the coach and the team. They are the only explanations for how Matthew Elliott […]
Season 2008: Round 25
From The Couch The Mouth Watering Issue of the Week… It appears that we are dealing with spit and plenty of it this week. How delightful. First up Anthony Quinn claims that Newcastle hooker “Waltzing” Matt Hilder spat on him after the Storm’s match with Newcastle. That was followed with claims Warriors fullback Wade Mackinnon […]
Season 2008: Round 24
From The Couch Vale, Danny Buderus… It is always unfortunate to see a champion walk away on terms other than his own. Danny Buderus has been a tremendous servant of Australian rugby league, the first of the great modern day hookers who was regarded as one of the great team men. Watching him walk off […]
Season 2008: Round 23
From The Couch Judas Notes #1… With legal proceedings against Judas completed and an agreement reached, the NRL needs to come out and definitively state that Williams will never again be allowed to play in the National Rugby League. David Gallop should also look to reach an agreement with the English Super League that will […]
Season 2008: Round 22
From The Couch Judas Notes #1…Judas Williams landed his brother/manager Khoder Nasser in hot water during his interview on the Footy Show last Thursday. Judas, showing all his intelligence, named Nasser as his manager only days after Nasser denied he acted on behalf of Judas. Williams quickly changed his position, referring to Nasser as his […]
Season 2008: Round 21
From The Couch Judas Notes #1…The class of Judas Williams was no better exemplified than in his two word response to Steve Folkes’ text message chastising Judas for leaving, a message Williams subsequently leaked to the media. There is not an animal on the face of the earth- not the sewer rat, not the pig, […]
Season 2008: Round 20
From The Couch The Cheapest Whore of Them All…Sonny William Williams is a gutter snipe and he deserves all the misfortune coming his way. There has never been a greater act of disloyalty in rugby league. In true cowardly fashion, Williams fled the country on the eve of the Bulldogs game against the Dragons without […]
Season 2008: Round 19
From The Couch The Tedeschi Awards…In the spirit of the Rugby League Week players’ poll, here are the real results: Top Position Players Fullback: 1. Kurt Gidley 2. Billy Slater 3. Karmichael Hunt/Brett Stewart Wing: 1. Darius Boyd 2. Colin Best 3. Jason Nightingale Centre: 1. Greg Inglis 2. Israel Folau 3. Justin Hodges Five […]
Season 2008: Round 18
From The Couch Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye…Mark Gasnier, we will all be better off for you going to rugby. You are selfish and stupid and by going to French rugby you are hurting nobody but yourself. Gasnier, a man who struggles to construct even the most simple of sentences (“Fire up, Bitch” […]
Season 2008: Round 17
From The Couch Ben Roberts is as Dumb as a Drunk Goat…It is doubtful that I, or any wordsmith for that matter, can find the right words to accurately describe how insanely stupid Ben Roberts is. Let us just say that only he could make Jason Ryles look like Thomas Edison. The starting halfback for […]
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